Gays around the world are furious with Apple as the one app that would have saved them from eternal damnation gets pulled.
Gays Furious As Apple Pulls Christian “Gay Cure” App
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Japanese tsunami victims were killed/saved by good God/bad God, claim religious lunatics
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“Sure, some people might blame the tragedy on enormous seismic waves caused by a sudden energy release from between the tectonic plates of the earth’s ever-shifting crust, but I would suggest it’s much more likely the people of Japan did something to annoy God.”
Raising prices will reduce consumption, just like it has with petrol, insists government
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The Government has announced plans to implement a minimum price for a unit of alcohol, which it claims will improve the nation’s health in the same way raising petrol prices has encouraged people to only use environmentally-friendly transport.
HMV urged to try selling things that people still give a shit about
After announcing a poor trading period over Christmas and the closure of 60 stores, HMV is looking for reasons why people don’t seem keen to go out in the cold and pay through the nose for a compact disc they’re only going to digitise anyway.
Nearly one in three Britons are clinically insane
Nearly one in three Britons believe they have a guardian angel watching over them, according to a survey.
Online research for the Bible Society and Christian Research into the views of 1,038 people suggests 31% believe in angels, with 17% unsure.
Pope to provide additional Christmas message for people to completely ignore
The BBC have announced that they will broadcast a Christmas message from the Pope especially recorded for the UK, providing people the opportunity to completely ignore two out of touch idiots over the festive period.
BBC News – The UK covered in snow
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Pope condones condom use in exceptional cases.
Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms is acceptable in exceptional circumstances, according to a new book. –
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Who gives a fuck what the pope has to say about condoms? What a cunt.
The words you read next will be your last
Last week 27-year-old accountant Paul Chambers lost an appeal against his conviction for comments he made back in January via the social networking hoojamflip Twitter, venting his frustration when heavy snow closed the airport, leaving him unable to visit his girlfriend.
“Crap!” he wrote. “Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!”
Anti-terror experts intercepted this message and spent hours deciphering it, eventually uncovering a stark coded warning within, cunningly disguised as a series of flippant words.
via guardian.co.uk
